Archives for October 2004

My Most Embarassing Moment

Modesty is the first thing to go when you become a mother. If you’ve ever given birth, you know what I mean. If you’ve ever been pregnant, you know what I mean. Hello? Have you seen maternity clothes? Anyway, after laboring and delivering — twice now, mind you — to a room full of strangers while panting and grunting and flashing my not-so-charming charms, I really thought nothing else could ever embarass me again. But I was […]


Lilla Antoinette Oldfield. Born one week ago on Saturday, September 25th at 12:44 p.m. weighing seven pounds, ten ounces and 20 inches long. Like Rainey, Lilla (pronounced Li-LLa) is named after our grandmothers, this time on the paternal side. And yes, she looks like Scott. Darn him and his dominant Norwegian genes. Ooftah.